Super flat faced woman

I wonder if sunglasses will fit me with my face all this different. I know they didn’t used to fit because my eyeballs hit the lenses. I wonder if I have more face now and if I will actually be able to hold glasses on my face. 
Hm. 
Note: 
When people ask questions, they aren’t really looking for answers… It seems everyone ends their questions with an “…or…” which is very annoying when you really need a yes or a no kind of questions. People don’t listen to answers or even look for them. They need to learn how to ask the question first of all…it’s very interesting…and when you can’t open your jaw to say ANYTHING, interesting turns into annoying really quickly. 
 
 
Example: 
Court: Do you think I should go to Costco? 
Shelby : (looks up at Court, is about to answer….) 
Court: or…maybe I should go to Trader Joe’s? 
Shelby: (Blank look at Court because now can’t answer either question) 
Court: (Looks exasperated). Which one? (Realises what he’s said) Oh I have to ask yes or no questions. 
Shelby: (nod) 
Court: Costco? 
Shelby: (shake head) 
Court: Trader Joe’s? 
Shelby: (nod head). 
Court: What do you want from there? 
Shelby: (gestures to hand with other hand poised to write) 
Court: You want something to eat? 
Shelby: (shakes head) 
Court: You don’t want something to eat? 
Shelby: (gestures writing with right hand) 
Court: You want to eat with chopsticks? 
Okay so here’s where I just give up. It’s the same when I point to my wrist. That means I would like to know what time it is. 
Court then says “You want to know what time it is?” 
I nod. 
Court gets up and wants to display the time on the TV…but DUDE, you could have just SAID what time it was, right? 
I think this is why he doesn’t play charades…it’s pretty hopeless. 
People also ask questions that they hear their own answers to. So sometimes it’s best just not to say anything at all and let people do what they want and let them feel like they came by and made your day…because not trying to communicate kinda makes your day anyhow. 
 
My mom is here. She’s decided to rub my feet again. 
Something I would not have asked for, but you see, since she wanted to do it anyhow, I’m just stoked…because I get a foot rub! teehee 
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