Off to see the wizard!

I’m headed out the door to see Dr. Li and show him the ultimate success of Operation Birthday Suit. If I had a fatsuit in a bikini (like in Shallow Hal) I would SO wear it today.

Today I weigh 151 lbs. That is, I believe, less than my pre-surgery weight and minus at least 10 lbs from the time Dr. Li told me I was “much hotter 20 lbs ago”. So…halfway there. I also got a receipt in the mail from Dr. Li’s office, and it showed…get this…a ZERO balance!!!!!! Hooray! Now I just have to pay back my father and I get to start living debt free with all the oxygen I want to breathe at night. Awesome.

I was looking at the picture of me and Bill from Vegas and I notice we look remarkably similar. Did you notice that too?

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I’m going to ask Dr. Li if all his patients end up 1/2 Japanese.

By the way, no congrats on Operation Birthday Suit…we’re now moving on to Operation Turkey Trot. I don’t feel I rightfully earned congrats on OBS because I kind of cheated with the whole kidney-infection-can’t keep-anything-down, braces-banded-shut-lips-torn-to-shreds-so-I-look-like-a-giant-herpe, so-I-stay-at-home-and-mope-for-a-month-and-am-unable-to-eat-my-comfort-food thing.

Operation Turkey Trot: 141 by Thanksgiving and have an exercise routine.  Readysetgo!

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