Tis I, Shelby the piggy.
Recipe for said attraction:
1. Baby food (or something just as pureed)
2. Tea spoon. No, not a tsp teaspoon…a tea spoon. A little itty bitty thing that you can only hold with your third finger and thumb while all the other fingers hover daintily in the air above the tiny tool.
3. Braces
4. Bands on braces to prevent mouth from opening
5. Extreme hunger
Get massive amount of goop on tiny tiny spoon. Bring spoon towards mouth (be sure to poise all unused fingers). Make fish lips. Suck food off spoon. Don’t bother wiping in between bites. Accumulate food on chin that you can neither see nor feel (did I mention your chin should be numb?). Repeat until food from serving container is all over your face.
Have fun!
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