In case you are thinking of getting a surgery that entails not being able to eat solids for a while, or if you finnd yourself suddenly in a non-solid food eating situation…or if you just want a breakfast twist, I want to introduce you to Eggs Italiano!
Pan w/olive oil, heat to med. Add minced garlic and onions. Saute until golden brown. Add salt, pepper, oregano, and any other seasonings you feel need to go in there. Add 3 scrambled eggs, do not stop stirring (we’re going for smooth and fluffy). When eggs are almost done, add marinara sauce. Stir in. Add mozzerella cheese.
Put on plate and eat!
Yum.
I still have stitches in my upper and lower gums. They pull when I smile which is pretty frequent, so I have to watch Animal Rescue 911 and America’s Most Wanted a lot. I am also PMSing though, and when I cry I contort my face which pulls on the stitches too, so maybe I just need to play more Sudoku. I think I need a little timer so I can be an ever bigger dork.
I am not only taking Ibuprofin and Aspirin every 3-4 hours and rarely need the Oxy. I’m also taking 2 stool softeners a day which you did not need to know, but which I need…and you didn’t want to know that either but..haha.
My face is very dry. I put on lotion all the time, It’s weird. I went for a humidifier search last night but it was not behind closet door number one and that was all the work I felt like doing, so I just slathered on some more lotion. My palate is still mostly numb, so things like my tongue feel weird. I wonder when that will come back. I wish my lips didn’t sting as much, but whatcha gunna do?
every night when I look in the mirror I have goop dried to my chin since I can’t feel when things drip onto it. You would think Court would say something. Yeah right. He doesn’t notice much. Typical man fashion. Drastic hair cuts, colors, cleaning…it’s pretty funny (except when it’s not).
Dr. Li put me on 6 weeks of disability. That puts me back at work at the end of this month, but I don’t see that happening. My job really is talk talk talk…and you’ve seen what my non-verbal communication is like. There’s a reason Court thinks I am 1/2 Muppet. (Insert Shelby/Grover morph here…aaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!)
I have only lost 10 lbs and and now I think gaining some back. I know I have said something about this before…someone tell me why I got this surgery! Oh, to breathe? Right. Yeah. Okay. That’s cool too.
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