Archive for August, 2010

Hey, want to see me in a video talking about ergonomics? :)

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

This is why I love my doctor

Friday, August 6th, 2010

The numbered questions are me. The -response is Dr. Li.
I needed a laugh.
Now I’m trying to figure out how to grow huge sideburns.

> Last set of questions before I Plath…(don’t worry, I have an AEK)
> 1. Do I get braces 1st?-yes

> 2. If so (I am assuming so) how soon after do you surge?-up to Dr.
Inouye to align the teeth

> 3. What is the recovery time for upper jaw surgery?-back to work in 4 weeks

> 4. Is it the same eat through a syringe recovery? not through straw and
no wiring teeth, but liquids

> 5. Can I get my jaw made of adamantium like Wolverine?
you need the hair to go with it.

Hyperventilating panic attack– Oh look! Shiny things! What was I talking about?

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

The two Dr’s have conferred.
The two Dr’s have agreed.
Upper jaw surgery. What that actually means, I do not know. Will I look like a primate after? Will someone start a primate face fan site? Will I get royalties? Maybe a movie gig? Hey, there’s gotta be an upside here, right?
Currently my jaw juts forward so I am a little like the Godfather. We could remake it and I could be Godmother.

Godmother profile

Godmother profile

I also have that “wedge” in my mouth 24/7 (Ok really more like 23.5/7 since I clean it once a day in Efferdent and brush it after meals) which is not doing much for my look.
I look like a vampire. Scary!

I look like a vampire. Scary!

So there it is.
I’m actually going to hopefully slide back into the lovely river of denial for a while, so I hope this finds you happy, healthy, and pain free!
PS Please grab the biggest apple you can find right now and take a biiig bite for me! Let me know it is! I live vicariously!