Shelby Cass's Weblog

The numbered questions are me. The -response is Dr. Li.
I needed a laugh.
Now I’m trying to figure out how to grow huge sideburns.

> Last set of questions before I Plath…(don’t worry, I have an AEK)
> 1. Do I get braces 1st?-yes

> 2. If so (I am assuming so) how soon after do you surge?-up to Dr.
Inouye to align the teeth

> 3. What is the recovery time for upper jaw surgery?-back to work in 4 weeks

> 4. Is it the same eat through a syringe recovery? not through straw and
no wiring teeth, but liquids

> 5. Can I get my jaw made of adamantium like Wolverine?
you need the hair to go with it.

The two Dr’s have conferred.
The two Dr’s have agreed.
Upper jaw surgery. What that actually means, I do not know. Will I look like a primate after? Will someone start a primate face fan site? Will I get royalties? Maybe a movie gig? Hey, there’s gotta be an upside here, right?
Currently my jaw juts forward so I am a little like the Godfather. We could remake it and I could be Godmother.

I also have that “wedge” in my mouth 24/7 (Ok really more like 23.5/7 since I clean it once a day in Efferdent and brush it after meals) which is not doing much for my look.

So there it is.
I’m actually going to hopefully slide back into the lovely river of denial for a while, so I hope this finds you happy, healthy, and pain free!
PS Please grab the biggest apple you can find right now and take a biiig bite for me! Let me know it is! I live vicariously!